Country Men; or, What Comes After Proud Boys

I was taking a hill walk this afternoon, as is my wont, when I had a glimpse of the future. Not an actual prophetic vision, mind you; more of an intuition. But it’s worth sharing, since a lot of people don’t have the right experience to see where this is going.

I was pondering the power vacuum in places like Portland, where the police are standing down in the face of revolutionary communist street thugs, and civic-minded groups like the Proud Boys are being harassed (both legally and illegally) out of existence.

What’s interesting about it is that in this case, nobody from inside the city can step up to preserve social order, because they’ll just get doxxed, threatened, and harassed at work and at home. So that means that the vacuum will be filled by outsiders.

Now, what you might not know is that out in the country, good ol’ boys still grow up fighting, and “faggot” and “queer” are still fighting words. And damn near every Portland male looks like a queer to them, except for the ones that they would mistake for tomboys.

So as the eternal presidential campaign grinds slowly on, and the “protests” gradually escalate into full-blown city-burning riots, I can practically guarantee that there will be some hard young men within a 45-minute drive that would like to get in on that action.

But the funny thing is that their idea of fun would likely result in restoring social order the old-fashioned way, by knocking heads together. Once they realize that the antifa, black bloc, &c. are not only queers but also commies, I think they will find it irresistible.

They won’t have an organization for SJWs to infiltrate; if nobody there knows you and can vouch for you, then you’re a narc and they ain’t telling you shit. And if they even bother to use any name at all, then I would expect them to employ the flair and panache for which they are world-famous, and call themselves something fancy and sesquipedalian like the Country Men.

I wanted to share this with you, because for once, I saw something that I hope actually comes true. It would be funny as hell, and I hope you enjoyed the view.